Funny Shayari

Ishq Ke Khayaal Buhut Hein; Ishq Ke Charche Buhut Hein; Sochte Hein Hum Bhi Kar Lein Ishq; Par Sunte Hein Ishq Mein Kharche Buhut Hein!

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to Samajh lena
aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai.

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain;
Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain;
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil;
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,

Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana

Aaj Tum Par Aansuyon Ki Barsat Hogi;
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi;
Yaad na Kar Ke Tumne Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera;
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujali Sari Raat Hogi!

Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
Gaur Farmaiye:
Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai; Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai; Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro; Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu; Tere Pyaar Mein Jee Toh Kya, Mar Bhi Sakta Hu; Phir Bhi Tu Nahi Mili To Koi Mujhe Gham Nahi; Yeh Formula Kissi Dusri Pe Set Kar Sakta Hu! Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari; Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari; Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri? Idhar Toh Aa Ri - Ja Ri, Aa Ri - Ja Ri! Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad; Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad; Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad; Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad! Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi; Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe; Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi; Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya; Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi! Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari; Aur Fir Kya - Sukh Gaye Hum! Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein; Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi; Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko; Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi! Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi; Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi; Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho; To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi! Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari; Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega; Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar; To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega! Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye; Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaaye; Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo; Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye! Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi; Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi; Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge; Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi! Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hein; Gaur Farmiyae: Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hein; Yeh Toh Unke Bachche Hi Kamine Hein; Jo Humein Mama-Mama Bulaate Hein! Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab; Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab; Fir Jo Hui Tabiyat Kharab; De Tatti, De Peshaab - De Tatti, De Peshaab!